so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he fucked my hip out of place.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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