She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Come see our sink grown plant.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm bleeding and have questions
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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