come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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