Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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