Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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