kristin has been a bad kristin
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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