just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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