my mouth tastes like poor choices
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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