oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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