if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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