Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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