why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize