did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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