i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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