What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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