So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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