sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
