She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize