our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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