wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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