I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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