i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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