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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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