who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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