I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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