I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Randomize
