In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Randomize
