Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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