im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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