I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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