y did u give ur computer a hand job?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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