at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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