HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She's JV to your varsity
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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