I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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