just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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