I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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