Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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