i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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