He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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