You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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