What tipped you off? The sombrero?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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