Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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