Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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