Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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