And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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