so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Found the puke drawer
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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