apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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