Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
do nipples grow back?
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