I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Randomize
