Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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