I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
well you can't waste a boner
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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