We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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