maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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