this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
